Yari admits to not having any friends

Long-time MMA Forum Moderator, Yari, known as one of the most subservient human beings on this Earth, has admitted to having no friends. The startling revelation was brought to light after admitting that he could not enjoy the new local multiplayer modes of EA UFC 3, which he refers to as “couch modes.” He criticized the developers, stating “Now it’s pretty much 2018 and EA thinks we can summon a group of friends to our couch…”

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Yari admits he is unable to “summon” friends to his couch

The philosopher Aristotle said, “In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. They keep the young out of mischief; they comfort and aid the old in their weakness, and they incite those in the prime of life to noble deeds.”

If you live in the Netherlands and would like to become friends with Yari, please contact us at gdfishingtime.

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fishingtime posts homophobic tirade against LGBT community

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fishingtime, the moderator of the EA Sports UFC 2 Sub-Reddit and its corresponding blog, recently visited gdfishingtime and posted several hateful comments. Many of them contained threats and offensive language specifically aimed at the gay lesbian bisexual and transgendered community.

It all started when fishingtime revealed that he had created another effigy, this time of EA UFC 2 Assistant Producer Jazz Brousseau. fishingtime posted a video to YouTube entitled “EA SPORTS UFC2: Jazz, you are a beast!”

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Yari criticizes fishingtime’s choice of skin tone for Jazz

fishingtime ended up launching a tirade against this blog after being asked for more information about his CAF of Jazz Brousseau.

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fishingtime explains the origins of the developer CAFs, Geoff Harrower and Jazz Brousseau
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fishingtime threatens the staff, calling them “flamers” that don’t go after girls because they don’t have “the right anatomy”

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fishingtime calls Soupkin a “faggot”

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fishingtime posted multiple homophobic slurs, including calling Soupkin a “faggot” and threatening to sue his parents for being gay. He again calls him “faggot” and “mentally handicapped” all while using the name EA Sports UFC 2 Sub-Reddit.

The staff of this blog emphatically condemns the hateful and inappropriate statements made by Damon Gesell.

fishingtime denies any wrongdoing

fishingtime wrote a detailed reply to butterbean569 after he threatened the authors of this blog. We here at gdfishingtime take threats very seriously and forwarded these statements to law enforcement. After completing this portion of the investigation, federal authorities allowed us to share this post.

fishingtime touches on a number of topics including THQ_Shamownage, the lawsuit against EA, death rocks, blaming his father for cussing people out online, harrassment on Operation Sports, banning trolls, his trip to THQ headquarters, recruiting Yari to his subreddit, reporting Rampage76O to Twitter, sending glassjaw to jail, cyber-harrassment on WordPress, the Supreme Court of the United States, the Ontario Provincial Police, filing a police report on drinklime, harrassing SwedishTouch76, the stolen Xbox, watching online pornography, and the hijacked Facebook group.

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belikepepsi speaks out about fishingtime

gdfishingtime.wordpress.com has obtained the following statement from belikepepsi. Below is the statement in its entirety:

It is indeed time for the truth to come out about fishingtime.

I signed up to the EA UFC forums in 2014 as a respected, undefeated and undisputed champion of the game. My intentions were pure; to help and educate my fellow fighters with lessons on fight strategy, technique and philosophy. fishingtime, the self-styled spiritual leader of the forums, felt threatened by my presence and was seemingly jealous of the adulation of my many friends on the forums. Adulation which he so dearly desired but had never felt. Despite this, I tried to befriend and counsel fishingime. For a short time, I would even say we were friends. He actually confessed to me in a PM conversation that he was still a virgin and struggles with his sexuality.

Around the time I started my own EA UFC fight promotion (pepsi promotions), fishingtime had stopped taking his anti-anxiety medication because he was experiencing an erectile dysfunction side effect. fishingtime went 0-12 (including 3 straight first round KO losses to RustyTrombone) in pepsi promotions and I had no choice but to hand him his virtual walking papers. fishingtime flew into a rage and accused me of deliberately matching him against opponents who knew how to easily counter his novice spam heavy fighting style.

From that day on fishingtime made my life a living hell. I couldn’t as much as read a thread without fishingtime chastising and bullying me. Eventually, I worked up the courage to challenge fishingtime to a cage fight, with the loser leaving the forum forever. As expected, fishingtime agreed on the condition that I agree to meet his ridiculous terms which included such things as appearing shirtless on a “fight poster” with him, which he would personally design; have a “face-off” on his podcast; and compete in a handicap match against him and his brother on WWE 2K14.

Naturally, I refused to agree to these terms. As fishingtime was well aware that I was at this time a minor in the eyes of law, I suggested that fishingtime had more sinister intentions than designing a fight poster when he requested a shirtless self-portrait photo from me. fishingtime then sent me several angry and threatening personal messages on the forum, demanding to know “who I had been talking to” and “what else ‘they’ had told me about him” and warning that he would release my personal information on the Internet if I suggested any such thing again. Afraid for my life, I agreed and was promptly permanently banned, without reason, by Yari (forum moderator and suspected boyfriend of fishingtime).

With the recent exposures in the news and bravery shown by victims of cyber bullying and other forms of abuse, I am now prepared to stand up against fishingtime and to expose the truth.

Yari looks up EA customer information

Electronic Arts Forum Moderator Yari has admitted to looking up customer information for fishingtime. After blaming EA customer glassjaw, fishingtime now blames EA customer Soupkin for “calling his house.” fishingtime has now apologized to SwedishGlassjaw. Geoff Harrower’s role in accessing confidential customer data is unknown at this time.

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EA SPORTS Forum moderator Yari admits looking up EA customer information to provide to fishingtime.
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fishingtime says he is willing to be cool under certain conditions and apologizes to SwedishGlassjaw
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A user named SwedishGlassjaw has offered respect to fishingtime after fishingtime apologized for making false accusations.