Yari admits to not having any friends

Long-time MMA Forum Moderator, Yari, known as one of the most subservient human beings on this Earth, has admitted to having no friends. The startling revelation was brought to light after admitting that he could not enjoy the new local multiplayer modes of EA UFC 3, which he refers to as “couch modes.” He criticized the developers, stating “Now it’s pretty much 2018 and EA thinks we can summon a group of friends to our couch…”

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Yari admits he is unable to “summon” friends to his couch

The philosopher Aristotle said, “In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. They keep the young out of mischief; they comfort and aid the old in their weakness, and they incite those in the prime of life to noble deeds.”

If you live in the Netherlands and would like to become friends with Yari, please contact us at gdfishingtime.

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drinklime declares peace with fishingtime

In one of the most shocking developments in MMA gaming history, Neil “drinklime” Pirelli has declared peace with fishingtime. gdfishingtime learned of these developments after receiving this information from an anonymous source, citing confidentiality. The anonymous source claims to have received a notarized statement from drinklime. The contents of the statement are presented below in their entirety:

 In 2009 THQ released UFC Undisputed 2009, developed by a small but dedicated group of Japanese developers at Yukes. I owned an Xbox 360 and discovered a demonstration version of this title on Xbox Live. The game featured Charles “Iceman” Liddell against Mauricio “Shogun” Rua. I immediately fell in love with the game, as it was a near-perfect representation of the sport of Mixed Martial Arts.

Over the years, a community gathered around this and other MMA games. The leader of that community was known as fishingtime.

We immediately butted heads. We tried to settle our differences through several Mixed Martial Arts bouts, but the animosity continued for several years. I attempted to express my displeasure using several MMA message boards, but I was unfortunately censored by several short-sighted authorities.

I long suspected that these authorities were being directed through back channels by fishingtime himself. I developed a secret international network of spies that revealed the truth behind what was going on. The authorities in question continued to sully my name, accusing me of crimes I never committed.

I assumed that I would never be able to resolve my differences with fishingtime. Not unless something changed.

Recently I was informed that due to Electronic Arts’ recent destruction of the MMA community, fishingtime had parted ways with the very authorities that sought to destroy me.

In addition, fishingtime has turned his life around. He abandoned the thugs at Electronic Arts and started a motivational fitness program. He lost over 80 pounds and began living a healthy life while inspiring and helping others.

When I was a young man in Okinawa, I met a very wise master of karate. I learned not only about martial arts, but many other life lessons as well. Among the lessons he taught me was the following expression:

起死回生
“Wake from death and return to life”

I have decided that it is time to forgive fishingtime, and I hope that he will forgive me. We have nothing to gain from fighting against each other. It will only lead us towards death. Instead, we both have a renewed focus on life, and will continue to dedicate our lives to such pursuits.

The path of peace is preferable to the path of war. It is for the sake of the MMA community, including myself, fishingtime, our families, their children and their grandchildren, that we must put an end to these hostilities.

I officially declare peace with Damon “fishingtime” Gesell.

-drinklime

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Neil “drinklime” Pirelli

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Geoff Harrower contemplates quitting EA over microtransactions

Long-time EA developer Geoff Harrower, better known as GameplayDevUFC and rEAnimator, dropped a bombshell on reddit, asking if a “game developer” should “quit his job because he works on a game that contains micro transactions.” He considered the idea as part of a series of “deeply personal questions” and a “burden” that “none of us can escape.” He likened it to “two people giving each other CTE.” The post was made in the hugely popular r/MMA subreddit. It is not clear if the “video game developer” in question refers to himself or a fictional entity.

Geoff Harrower is best known for being a developer on NBA Elite 11, a game that EA was forced to cancel 8 days before release.

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/7glq2h/ea_sports_ufc_3_has_the_single_most_egregious/dqmbufp/

Earl “BeLikePepsi” Bivington detained by authorities in Devonshire, England

Host of popular YouTube channel FishWatch, Earl Bivington, better known by most as belikepepsi, was detained by British authorities due to claims of bullying. The channel has since been shut down, but details are not known at this time.

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Mugshot: Earl Bivington, a.k.a. belikepepsi

FishWatch became popular after publishing videos uncovering information about fishingtime, who has previously made similar false claims of bullying across the globe. Things came to a head due to the recent information concerning fishingtime and Charlie Zelenoff. We at gdfishingtime apologize for broken links, as many videos were hosted by FishWatch. We will continue to investigate fishingtime and his nefarious deeds at home and abroad. We refuse to remove content no matter how many false claims are made against our affiliates.

fishingtime drives his car into a creek, nearly killing himself

A disturbing video has emerged of the Gesell clan, led by fishingtime, as they watched the controversial figure drive headfirst into a creek. Details are not entirely clear at this time, however the family can be seen gathered around a dirt mound that fishingtime used to propel the car airborne. Children can be seen gathered around the wreckage as Duane Gesell ran into the water to rescue his son.

The car is then seen outside of the water, with Brandon Gesell attempting to destroy the car with his truck, perhaps to hamper future investigations. Stay tuned to gdfishingtime.wordpress.com for more details as they emerge.

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fishingtime posts homophobic tirade against LGBT community

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fishingtime, the moderator of the EA Sports UFC 2 Sub-Reddit and its corresponding blog, recently visited gdfishingtime and posted several hateful comments. Many of them contained threats and offensive language specifically aimed at the gay lesbian bisexual and transgendered community.

It all started when fishingtime revealed that he had created another effigy, this time of EA UFC 2 Assistant Producer Jazz Brousseau. fishingtime posted a video to YouTube entitled “EA SPORTS UFC2: Jazz, you are a beast!”

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Yari criticizes fishingtime’s choice of skin tone for Jazz

fishingtime ended up launching a tirade against this blog after being asked for more information about his CAF of Jazz Brousseau.

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fishingtime explains the origins of the developer CAFs, Geoff Harrower and Jazz Brousseau
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fishingtime threatens the staff, calling them “flamers” that don’t go after girls because they don’t have “the right anatomy”

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fishingtime calls Soupkin a “faggot”

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fishingtime posted multiple homophobic slurs, including calling Soupkin a “faggot” and threatening to sue his parents for being gay. He again calls him “faggot” and “mentally handicapped” all while using the name EA Sports UFC 2 Sub-Reddit.

The staff of this blog emphatically condemns the hateful and inappropriate statements made by Damon Gesell.