Geoff Harrower forced to pull game-breaking tuner set from EA UFC 3

EA UFC 3 features tuner sets enabling developers to “hotfix” the game with updates that are smaller than patches. Unfortunately these tuner sets turned out to be defective and were found to crash the game.  It is not known why EA failed to detect these crashes and flaws in testing, which Microsoft and Sony require prior to patch releases. Some are speculating that EA implemented “tuner sets” to bypass platform requirements. Many users have reported that EA UFC 3 is plagued with game-breaking bugs and glitches.

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GameplayDevUFC admits the Feb 15 2018 tuner set breaks the game

 

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Yari admits to not having any friends

Long-time MMA Forum Moderator, Yari, known as one of the most subservient human beings on this Earth, has admitted to having no friends. The startling revelation was brought to light after admitting that he could not enjoy the new local multiplayer modes of EA UFC 3, which he refers to as “couch modes.” He criticized the developers, stating “Now it’s pretty much 2018 and EA thinks we can summon a group of friends to our couch…”

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Yari admits he is unable to “summon” friends to his couch

The philosopher Aristotle said, “In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. They keep the young out of mischief; they comfort and aid the old in their weakness, and they incite those in the prime of life to noble deeds.”

If you live in the Netherlands and would like to become friends with Yari, please contact us at gdfishingtime.

President Trump visits St. Charles to address allegations against fishingtime

Tensions have reached an all-time high regarding fishingtime‘s recent ban from Operation Sports. Cries of censorship have escalated all the way to the White House, forcing United States President Donald Trump to fly directly to St. Charles, Missouri, where fishingtime resides. Hours before the President was expected to call for the restoration of fishingtime’s Twitter account, protesters gathered outside of the St. Charles Convention Center.

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Opponents of fishingtime held signs near the convention center entrance

Jeramie Glassjaw, of St. Peters, said he came to decry Operation Sports’s behavior and harsh rhetoric, which protesters outside the convention center say has sparked a wave of hostility against EA UFC 3, Ultimate Team, and microtransactions.

“The microtransaction plan is criminal,” Glassjaw said. “Encouraging children to gamble is yet another example of detestable game design practices on behalf of EA.”

But the dominant message on St. Charles streets was that Operation Sports censorship has been bad for the nation, particularly members of the MMA gaming community. Trump claimed that the Bill of Rights, particularly the First Amendment, applies to all United States citizens, including fishingtime.

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Supporters and opponents of fishingtime clashed for several hours outside of the St. Charles Convention Center where President Donald Trump spoke Wednesday afternoon. Police intervened several times.

“With Trump as your President, we are going to be celebrating Merry Christmas again, and it’s going to be done with a big, beautiful tax cut,” said the President.

 

Operation Sports once again bans fishingtime

For the second time in 2017, Operation Sports has decided to ban fishingtime due to yet another incident of harassment. The list of fishingtime’s victims continues to grow. Perhaps inspired by the sexual harassment allegations against Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Matt Lauer, several gamers publicly spoke out against fishingtime’s untoward behavior. As always, we at gdfishingtime will continue to report on the latest developments.

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fishingtime’s victims include drinklime, Soupkin, glassjaw, SwedishTouch76, and belikepepsi

We encourage any other victims to come forward. We will not back down against these heinous crimes.

fishingtime harrasses SwedishTouch76 on Operation Sports

We at gdfishingtime have been alerted to new harrassment charges against fishingtime. The target of these attacks is none other than SwedishTouch76, a long time MMA video gaming practitioner. Unfortunately despite repeated attempts to stop fishingtime, his campaign of hate continues. Despite this constant bullying SwedishTouch76 stood his ground, forcing mods to once again threaten fishingtime with a site-wide ban.

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fishingtime once again targets SwedishTouch76, a 41-year-old Canadian.

Operation Sports bans fishingtime

After spending months in seclusion, fishingtime returned to the internet after EA UFC 3 was announced to shareholders. He immediately started arguing with several members of the forum, leading to a ban. This is the latest in a series of transgressions from the once respectable fishingtime.

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The warden becomes the prisoner as fishingtime is banned from yet another forum

Geoff Harrower apologizes

Geoff Harrower, Lead Gameplay Engineer for EA SPORTS UFC 2, posted this message on Operation Sports after EA cancelled one of his earlier games. NBA Elite 11 was a basketball game for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 that was cancelled 8 days before release. Developers were under the pressure of an 18-month development cycle, similarly to EA UFC 1 & 2.

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Geoff Harrower apologizes, stating, “we didn’t deliver the game you guys wanted.”
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NBA Elite 11 was filled with glitches. EA cancelled the project just days before its scheduled release. Developers were rotated to other projects including EA UFC 1 & 2.